By Trevor Freeman
Last night Max Kellerman said that Floyd Mayweather Jr. had put on a “virtuoso” performance. This is the exact equivalent of me saying Tom Hanks performance in “Joe Versus The Volcano” was “virtuoso”. Max Kellerman even called into question what the judge who scored the fight for Oscar De La Hoya was watching. There are only three possible reasons for why Kellerman could have felt this way. They are:
a) He smoked a blunt with 50 Cent prior to the proceedings.
b) Floyd Mayweather Jr. set him up with an account over at the Bunny Ranch.
c) Lennox Lewis is a big fan of Floyd Mayweather Jr. and threatened to powerbomb Kellerman through the announce table while James Brown did his best Jim Ross impression yelling “Good God Almighty” if Kellerman didn’t pimp Floyd during the postfight coverage.