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Gimmicky Hole Still Just As Gimmicky as the Tiger Diagnosed It

It’s that time of the year again, the time where you might actually watch a golf tournament that is not a major.

I know, I know, you’ll watch when Tiger is in contention. And you’ll root for Tiger, or against him, or both, it does not matter. But in your eyes, if Tiger has a chance to win, the tournament is basically a major.

Yet every May, right after you decide to watch horse racing for the only time that year, you’ll tune into a non-major golf tournament even if Tiger is not in contention because you want to see people suffer.

You sick, sick individual.

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Angel Cabrera’s win, not Perry’s collapse, story of ’09 Masters

There it was, on the front page of ESPN.com, Cabrera holding a thumbs-up and a caption that made it seem like he won by default.

“The ’09 Masters will be remembered not for Angel Cabrera’s playoff win, but for Kenny Perry’s epic collapse and his grace in defeat,” someone for ESPN wrote.

Bogus, ESPN.

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Time Is Beginning To Run Out For Phil Mickelson

At 38 years old, Phil Mickelson is running out of time to move into the class of elite all-time golfers.

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What a Beautiful Game

I don’t get out much. My normal day usually involves myself watching countless re-runs of Sports Center, playing online solitaire, and reciting the lyrics of the South Park theme song. My daily agenda consists of three words; eat, sleep, and repeat. So when a few of my new buddies called me up to play a fun round of golf yesterday, I said, “Hell, why not?”