2nd Annual All You Need To Know About National Signing Day Rankings

Here’s the Second Annual “All You Need to Know About National Signing Day” recruiting analysis. I have rated the 25 best-named recruits in the country plus the five classes with the coolest names.

While there were no Shavodrick Beavers this year to pick from, there were a lot of solid names, some of which sadly missed the cut (Gifford Timothy, Fidel Montgomery, and Matt Pelesasa to name a few).

Anyway, here are the 25 coolest names for the College Football Class of 2014:

25. Forrest Hightower – San Jose State
24. Rowdy Harper – Houston
23. Jackson Kaka – New Mexico State
22. Johnathan Ragoo – Minnesota
21. Dwellie Striggles – Buffalo
20. King Holder – San Diego State
19. Kalafitoni Pole – Washington State
18. Chi Chi Ariguzo – Northwestern
17. Furious Bradley – Southern Miss
16. Munchie Legaux – Cincinnati
15. B.J. Chitty – Troy
14. Matangi Tonga – Houston
13. Deveon Dinwiddle – Kansas State
12. Storm Johnson – Miami (Fla.)
11. Happy Iona – Oregon State
10. Ace Sanders – South Carolina
9. Carrington Byndom – Texas
8. Braxton Deaver – Duke
7. Sharrod Golightly – South Carolina
6. Mike Bizzarro – Akron
5. Jaqwaylin Arps – Kansas
4. Tank Sessions – Florida State
3. Jose Jose – UCF
2. Mister Jones – Texas A&M
1. Wave Ryder – Utah State

And now, here are the top six celebrity cameos in college football:

6. Tyler Perry – Oregon State
5. Tyson Chandler – N.C. State
4. Ed Sullivan – Marshall
3. Quartney Cox – UAB
2. James Polk – Texas Tech
1. Mack Brown – Florida

Moving on, I also have my Juniors and Brothers of the Year:

Tebucky Jones, Jr. – Connecticut
Steve McNair, Jr. – Southern Miss
Alec Ogletree – Georgia
Alexander Ogletree – Georgia

And without further ado, here are the top five recruiting classes of 2010:

5. Florida State – Dan Foose, Holmes Onwukaife, Tank Sessions, Debrale Smiley, Nigel Terrell, Clint Trickett
4. Duke – Brandon Braxton, Takoby Cofield, Braxton Deaver, Clerance France, Cooper Helfet, Nick Sink, Quantrez Stevenson, Laken Tomlinson
3. Tennessee – Raiques Crump, Channing Fugate, Martaze Jackson, Eddrick Loften, Nash Nance, Rajion Neal, Marques Pair, Michael Palardy, Da’Rick Rogers, Dontavis Sapp
2. UCF – Woodley Cadet, Davious Chestnut, Clayton Geathers, Tony Jacob, Jose Jose, Perry Meiklejohn, Jordan Ozerities, Justin Tukes, Cornelius Whitehead
1. South Carolina – Toquavius Gilchrist, Sharrod Golightly, Byron Jerideau, Marcus Lattimore, Du’Von Millsap, Kelcy Quarles, Ace Sanders, Cadarious Sanders