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Why do I believe Jose Canseco? Because unlike the four other jokes who flip-flopped in front of our nation’s Congress on thursday, Canseco looked and acted like he wanted to be there.
Because he really wanted to help baseball, not himself.
[ed note: just in time for the March Madness comes this great story from Sports Pickle for everyone who hates Duke.]
In an interview with ESPN on Sunday night in which J.J. Redick discussed how he has dealt with being the most hated player in college basketball, the Duke guard also talked about a personal secret he’s glad his hecklers are not aware of: his tiny, one-and-a-half inch penis.
by Trevor Freeman
I haven’t watched any of Tilt. I couldn’t tell you who the lead cast members are, who produces or directs it. The person playing Don “The Matador” Everest could pass me on the street and I would sooner ask, “Who is this loser” than beg for an autograph.
The following interview with an avid Red Sox fan was conducted outside Fenway Park last week.
An anonymous U.S. Representative has revealed that Curt Schilling’s inclusion on the steroid inquiry subpoena list was the result of a barrage of faxes and phone calls by the Red Sox pitcher to government officials.
I believe you Jose. Well…most of what you say.
That’s it, I’ve had it. Except for a few people, the world has publically denounced Jose Canseco and book. While I don’t want to talk about steroids any more. I think somebody needs to take Canseco’s side. In his new book he states.
By now, we all realize that athletes aren’t always the most intelligent people. In part, this is what scares me about Governor Jesse the Body Ventura. But that’s another matter. More than often, athletes say the most ridiculous things, making the rest of us ask each other, “Did they really just say that?”. I feel like this has been one of those weeks where the stuff coming out of the mouths of professional athletes is nothing short of ludicrous. Maybe it’s happening because Randy Moss is bored and doesn’t have anybody to offend during the off-season. Maybe it’s because Kobe’s lawsuit is coming to an end and he’s worried he’ll lose all the positive publicity he’s been getting lately. Well you tell me then?
In my state of mind I shouldn’t be doing anything but trying to get some rest. In my state of mind I shouldn’t be writing. God knows, what comes out might be straight gibberish, but I am going to give it a shot.
Tuesday I got a head cold. Head colds are the worst for me. I hate the runny noses, the drowsiness, and most of all I get incredibly delirious. I say things like, “I wonder who would win in a fight between Lindsay Lohan and Kelly Clarkson?” I take Lohan simply because Clarkson seems like way too much of a sweetheart. In an email with one of my friends I said “Squints Paladoris from ‘The Sandlot’ is one of the greatest characters ever to grace the silver screen” People in a good state of mind don’t say these things. See I am still delirious
With the first game of Spring Training in the books, I am here to offer my completely useless, yet hopefully thought-provoking predictions for the 2005 season. Because I am lazy to say the least (and long-winded), these will be brought to you by the wonderful people in my head through various installments during the next week or so. Deal with it. For now, let’s start with the AL East.
I think about sports too much. This is not the first time I’ve concluded this, for my entire life has been molded around the world of sports. I suppose it will come as no surprise, then, when I tell you that I am a sportswriter.