The Wrongs of the NCAA (uncensored)

It sits for everything good in amateur athletics and stands for what is bad.

It collects billions of dollars for its athletes struggles and gives out billions of words to bring down athletes who did nothing wrong.I despise the NCAA. No, I deplore it.

It sits for everything good in amateur athletics and stands for what is bad.

It collects billions of dollars for its athletes struggles and gives out billions of words to bring down athletes who did nothing wrong.

It kills a school for what a booster who does not even work for anyone associated with the school did and reprimands a different institution for a lesser violation that its own coaches committed if it cleans it up.

It monopolizes college athletics by terror and terrorizes by the fact that there is little other choice.

It fails to consider cheerleading a sport even though equal work and money go into it.

It fails to review the situation regarding the ludicracy of Title IX in today’s world because doing so would kill off football.

It does not allow its current student athletes to take part in commercials trying to bring student athletes to a particular school.

It penalizes a coach and a program because the coach took part in a pool for an NCAA event that he was not a part of while students at UNLV can take a course in sports betting (seriously).

It saves major schools like Alabama from the death penalty but would have no problem using it if Texas-Pan American ever committed another penalty in any sport.

It can give a women’s tennis program the death penalty for a small infraction if the men’s squash team has committed a major infraction within the past 5 years.

It refuses to help push its “minor” sports and in fact helps bring them down as their policies keep money from going into these other programs.

Now I don’t think badminton should be on the same page as basketball, but it shouldn’t be kicked in the ass by Miles Bland.

Before I go on, let me tell you what I think about Brand. I think he should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. But if not then I think they should shop his balls off and shove them up his ass while lighting his hair on fire (of course there is gasoline), pulling his eyes out, and then doing Chinese water torture on his now bald head. Screw the gonaria. This way is better.

But the first way would be good if he was stuck talking to Ace Ventura while he died.

But back to the NCAA, or Naive Crapshit Assholes Association.

I know that they think that South Carolina and Clemson handled the situation correctly by refusing bowl invitations. This is the NCAA, the single-minded Bushian society that cannot understand other points of view, the only ass ociation that can anal yze a situation and come to the conclusion that professional skiing and amateur football are a no-no but professional baseball and amateur football is good.

Fuck the NCAA. I wrote it.

Fuck the NCAA and its little dog too.

People don’t like hearing two things: That word and the truth. And with that I said them both.

South Carolina and Clemson turned down the minimum $750,000 brought in for a bowl game. Minus travel expenses, that is about $200,000 profit. The football teams don’t need it, but the men’s golf and women’s cross-country teams sure do. Does the NCAA realize this? Does the NCAA care? Of course not. Some other mediocre 6-5 team from the Bitch XII Nothing will fill the spot while a 9-2 team from the MAC that killed that same Small XII Nordic is home on Christmas reading Why the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Fuck the NCAA. Fuck it hard. It is the least we can do for Christmas.

The NCAA is a business, not a coalition; it is a problem, not an answer.

No other organization in the world could justify punishing someone 10 years later for what his or her predecessor did. Only the U.N. and U.S. Presidents can do that.

So is the NCAA deserving to hold the powers of the U.N.? Is the NCAA its own country?

I guess it is. It sure thinks it is.

It makes sense to it that there is equal opportunity between men and women when there are more women’s sports than men’s sports and much more scholarships with a hell fewer athletes. A mediocre female golfer can earn a full scholarship. Only the best couple of their male counterparts can do the same.

Title IX is a fraud. It is not equal. If you are a male and you do not play football and cannot shoot hoops, you are screwed. You might not even find a role as a walk-on. Yet if you are a woman, what school do you want to attend? The telephone is ringing. And you don’t have to worry about boosters.

The NCAA supports all this crap (which makes sense because the second letter stands for crap). The NCAA is a load of garbage. The NCAA needs to get laid.

The NCAA needs to die.

If someone can kill off John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., O.J.’s ex-wife, and Jesus, why not the NCAA? At least the NCAA is undoubted evil.

Correction.

Unfortunately the NCAA is undoubted evil. Except by themselves.