When we think of the major sports in America, four leagues in particular come to mind. The MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL. But now we’re in the year 2004 and historically speaking, we may need to make some adjustments.
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Smart TV: Arrested Development
I am going completely off topic today but that’s what happens when training camp is a month away. You know what kills me? Shitty “products”. If you think about it, television is exactly like the four major sports. The constant expansion (800 channels anyone?) has eroded the talent pool and we’re left with programming like “Cooking with Adonal Foyle on $8M a year” or “Animal Rage: Sharks vs Kangaroos!” Which is why I can’t rave enough about Arrested Development. Aside from sports, I watch only a handful of television and Arrested Development is currently tops on my list.
A legacy with unexpected bite
Tyson takes a bite out of crime or maybe just sanity.
From Lance Armstrong’s triumph over cancer to Cal Ripken’s streak, the landscape of sports is carved with moments of purity. Whether it’s Ripken taking laps around Camden Yards, shaking every hand in his path, or it’s the U.S. Army carrying Pat Tillman’s coffin to his grave, sports figures can sometimes, momentarily, ascend above their athletic exploits and become culturally relevant.
2004 Tour de France Preview
I recently got into a friendly argument about whether any activity that does not involve a ball should be counted as a sport. Given Lance Armstrong’s condition, I have even fewer balls to use in my argument for the Tour de France. But: doping scandals, rock star girlfriends, the 24th highest-paid athlete in the world according to Forbes.com, drunken and rowdy fans yelling at the athletes – it sounds like a sport to me.
So, who should you be watching when the 2004 Tour de France starts on July 3? For those who don’t know the difference between chamois cream and shinola, I’ve included some sports movie references for your reading pleasure.
I just can’t wait for Agassi and his wheaties.
At the heart of any lasting athletic legacy is fulfilled expectation: knowing Michael Jordan is going to hit the shot in the waning seconds of the fourth quarter, knowing Tiger Woods will hold off a surging opponent on the back nine of a major and knowing Joe Montana will lead his team on one final march to the end zone.
Death of the underdog
Deep within the American psyche, somewhere in the diluted definition of our national identity, lives the underdog. Born of our roots, with a triumphant revolution and a declaration of equality, the underdog exists in the foundation of American culture.
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It was quite coincidental, the timing of two men’s comments, a mere 10 days apart. Two American sports icons, one a beloved Caucasian ex-basketball player from the cornfields of French Lick, Indiana, and the other an oft-reviled, much-spoiled, ever-privileged African-American son of a big league ballplayer. Both were foolish to say what they did. Both touched on an extremely sensitive, delicate issue that is still very much in the forefront of the collective American consciousness. The difference, though, is that one was right and deserves serious discussion, while the other was blatantly ignorant and easily dismissive.
Disrespect
It seems that there is currently nothing in the world more egregious than being disrespected. I have two random stories today on being dissed…er..yo. First comes Larry Bird who, in an interview with Jim “Bait” Gray, admitted that he hated getting defended by white guys. He felt it was disrespectful to him because the white guy had no chance. (The suggestion of “disrespect” was contributed by Magic Johnson, who still thought he was doing a talk show.) Apparently, even Basketball Jesus felt white guys couldn’t play defense.
Remember when Iverson caught flak for whispering in Stockton’s ear, “no f’ing white boy can guard me!” Malone went nuts. I wonder what the mailman will have to say about Larry Legend. I wonder if anyone will have anything to say.
It’s 45 games into the season and the Phils are 25-20, tied with the Braves atop the NL East. Nevermind what the papers say, this is how it stands in my season on ESPN MLB 2004. Firing up my xbox, I go to my calendar and see that the Braves are next up on my schedule. I can either play this game, simulate this game, or simulate through any game on the calendar. I decide that this is a game I need to play.
There is an option to “Gamecast” the game, which simulates the play by play, similar to what you would see in a post game report. Sometimes, I like to simulate the first 4 innings and then jump into the middle of it. Nine innings is a long time for me and I have short attention span problems. This game, just for you, I start off from the top. The next screen allows me to juggle my lineup and shows me if anyone is tired and should be rested.