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General Sports

Better Days By Matt Waters

It really is incredible watch, bearing witness to such a colossal confluence of perfection, momentary as it can be. Length, distance, these are variables often misunderstood when attempting to define the home run’s meaning.

Indeed, it isn’t how far the dinger travels, it’s that moment, where 50,000 people can have their dreams made mutual, where the cascading tidal wave of sound, crashing with equal parts nuance and menace, can overwhelm every single thought that proceeded, and linger in every single second after.

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General Sports

A Low Down- Dirty Shame By Matt Waters

 “I see I said, jealousy I said” – Jay-Z, “It Was All A Dream”

In life, simplicity can rule nothing, which often results in everything. For instance, any trip to the ballpark somehow feels incomplete without the monetary waste accompanying one or more viable trips to the concession stand. However, without that six-dollar coke and seven- buck dog lying securely in both hand and lap, the three-hour vacation at any local Stadium results in an incomplete sonnet, an unfinished memory. Are we foolish for accepting this half-baked barter, memory for money?

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General Sports

Clayton Smith’s 2006 Mock Draft

The Draft is 12 days away, but after months of intense scouting and detailed observement I have come up with the #1 Mock Draft in the country, check it out.

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General Sports

The University of Michigan: Choke U.

Has any university’s basketball and football teams choked more often in the past few years than the University of Michigan’s?

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General Sports

Adding it Up

How shortsighted is the NCAA with their Academic Percentage rate?  Almost as much as Sports Illustrated’s Frank Deford.

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General Sports

The Almighty Phoenix

      Take a second.  Breathe deeply.  Take your time.  Yes, the 06′ season is upon us, but we must grasp the last shred of baseball reality to discuss the future of the league.  A future that could lie in the hands of the past.  A past that has a chance to tumble downward as time as told or a past that might be able to,  while watched down on by some distant baseball god, rise from the ashes and prevail with glory.  I’m simply talking about those old faces, drenched in worry with a mean chip on their shoulder, dying to form some sort of…..comeback?  Or as some would often put it, A RISE FROM THE ASHES!
      Post war symptoms come at times of distress and seem to prove nothing towards survival itself.  But as we follow deeply, the recurrent symbols that have seemingly passed us by, more than a few can coronate a comeback season.  Prone for great numbers, following sort of a wishy washy downfall, lies a few players that are more than familiar.

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General Sports

Can You Love the Players Who Left You?

Adam Vinatieri is no longer a New England Patriot. This is not really news. However, I found myself thinking about this painful situation when talking to my girlfriend the other day. She is also a Pats fan, but is not much of a sports fan. When she heard the news her first question was, “Am I still allowed to root for him?”

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High School Sports

A dream season ended.

I play on the varsity basketball team for Northland High School. We have a lot of talent, but the other schools in the conference are much bigger and have powerhouse basketball programs. We faced the best team in the conference, the Prentice Buccaneers, at home last night. One senior, an all-conference post man, had his season end in ruins.

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All Other Sports

Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal

[Editor’s Note: This entry was originally posted in the blog and is not quite column worthy but the story is important enough that I am reposting it here. I know some of you don’t read the blog and I want to get your reactions.]

The Smoking Gun has published the search warrant obtained by the North Carolina police to search the premises of house where the alleged rape took place.

Included in the warrant are the names of the three alleged rapists.

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Satire

Madcap mascots make our games merry

They’re fun. They’re cute. They’re Criminals (Yuma HS, AZ)! Ah, the life of the sports mascot. Be it high school, college, or the pros, the game just can’t go on without an eight foot tall, oversized, stuffed Banana Slug (UC-Santa Cruz).

I want to be a part of the fun, so I’m going to apply at some of our fine institutions of learning for their coveted mascot positions. I hope they overlook the fact that I, like, don’t actually attend their school.