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Breaking news: Terrell Owens "Keyshawned"

Just announced by Andy Reid on his press conference. No further answers because of a pending NFLPA grievance. TO just notified 1/2 hour ago.  

By the way, I’m in danger of hurting myself patting my back but you heard it here first.

3 replies on “Breaking news: Terrell Owens "Keyshawned"”

This is a sad day for Philly fans I’ll cobble my thoughts together in a column but I’m just saddened now.  Obviously, I was (am) a big TO fan and the Eagles go nowhere this year.  Still, TO brought this upon himself.

Sad… Reid just cured your cancer! I can’t believe you are sad.  Owens was a cancer in SF, he’s been a cancer in Philly.  Get over it, or become a Raiders fan, which is probably where he will land.  Just win baby.

I watched the Cowboys win Super Bowl after Superbowl with drug dealers and felons on their team in the 90s.

I just want ONE Super bowl win. Just win baby? yes. I just want one Lombardi. Regardless of how insane TO is, the guy is a warrior and a player. The Eagles’ talent level has dropped significantly now that he’s gone.

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