For decades now the National sports media has turned the Philadelphia fan into some kind of monster – devoid of a soul. Booing Donovan McNabb on draft day, Fighting with Clinton Portis’s Mom, Booing old St.Nick. We’ve heard em all. Haven’t we? That crazy – Eagles fan is at it again. Well I’m here to breakdown what EAGLES fans are really like by giving you the Philadelphia Eagles Demographic Breakdown:
The Philadelphia Eagles are meeting in LEHIGH, PA as we speak to begin their 2006 training camp. The team “on the field” is revamped and ready to issue some serious payback on the NFC EAST for last season. What needs to happen for them to return to dominance? Here are 10 things to look for as camp opens for the Eagles prior to the start of the season…
* Brett Myers beating his wife
* Good ‘ole Cholly Manuel managing like he had a frontal lobotomy prior to the season
* Leadoff extraordinaire, self proclaimed “J-Roll”, and his .300 on base percentage
* Untouchable “Super Phenoms”, Gavin Floyd and Cole Hamels, and their 5.00+ MLB ERA’s
* Pat Burrell and his 12 pack of Sam Adams that is super glued to his hip
* Bobby Abreu’s defense
* Waiver wire dynamo Rick White
* Losing Streaks by the half dozens
Folks – this is just the past two weeks in the life of the “Worst Franchise” in all of professional sports. Period. This is actually an improvement from the last decade or so when Ed Wade would be looking to move Bobby Abreu for some middle relief help by this point.
Charlie’s 2006 Band of Losers is “Par for the Course” in Phillies Land
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Who would have thought? In a world where the French are the neighborhood pansy and always try to stab Americans in the back, some clown with a name of Jean-Marie Leblanc and a magazine by the name of L’Equipe have accused Lance Armstrong of cheating.
Q: What did France used to be called?
A: Germany, and then we saved them.
|Well…it’s that time of year again. Grab your magazines, leave the wife in the dust, call your college/work/drinking buddies and let’s get down to the most entertaining 3 hours of fantasy sports each year. The Fantasy Football Draft.|
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Well…I thought I could never be bored to the point of hating television and then last night the NBA finals brought me to my knees.
“It’s alright Tony…Stern promised us we’d win in 7”
You thought you’d seen it all in sports…I mean just this past weekend a 50-1 horse won the Kentucky Derby and was followed by a 70-1 for a heck of a trifecta and superfecta payout (No one won at an alarming payout of $1.7 million but I digress)…
Webster’s defines the word “shot” as…