Category: Cleveland Indians

    I would rather have to give a conscious komodo dragon a hysterectomy then face the Indians in the next five years.
    Despite giving away the American League Wild Card to Boston as a lovely parting gift, the Tribe only has prosperity to look to forward to in the future. After going 93-69 in what was supposed to be a “re-building” year, and having a farm system that seems to be producing future stars asexually; Indian fans should brace themselves for an epidemic that will be storming Cleveland in the upcoming summers known as “Tribe Fever”.

By: Sean Quinn

It’s easy to be the Cleveland Indians right now.  Not quite as easy as Paris Hilton on a first date, but compared to other A.L. clubs, fairly easy.

The Chicago White Sox are in the midst of a colossal collapse – the likes of which haven’t been seen since the meltdown of Joan Rivers’ face.  The Boston Red Sox are starting another 86-year streak, or at least should be after losing five of nine to the Devil Rays this season.  The New York Yankees are figuring out how they wasted $200 million, when all they really needed was Bubba Crosby.  And the Angels and Athletics are fighting for bragging rights in the state of California.

A quick glance at baseball’s league leaders in home runs reads like this: National League – Jim Thome, American League – Manny Ramirez.  They are two of the biggest stars in the game, both establishing their Hall of Fame credentials with every titanic blast, but have both remained somewhat mysterious to the public.  Blame part of that on Major League Baseball’s reluctance to promote superstars, but also look at the two men as two personalities that you wouldn’t expect to find in professional sports.