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Top Five Las Vegas Casino Sports Books: #1

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#1: The Veteran wins again

There’s a rule that has served us well over the years: conventional wisdom is often wrong.

Not so here. When we asked people what the best sports book in Vegas was, the answer was invariably Caesars. We thought perhaps the Wynn would give Caesars a run for its money but when we tallied up the ratings, of course, Caesars came out on top. It’s not that Caesars has the best odds or the nicest decor – it doesn’t. It’s just that there’s so much going on here. Want to bet on who wins the passing yards title? Check. Combined TD passes from Peyton and Eli Manning? Check. Will Derrek Lee win the triple crown? Check. Jessica Alba gets naked in her next movie? No line!

Well, I guess you can’t bet everything. But it sure does feel like it. And the energy in the sports book was great even in the middle of summer with nothing on but baseball. Can you imagine this place during March Madness? This is the mecca of all sports books and we don’t expect it to change for some time.


Ratings (out of 5)

Odds: 4
Decor: 5
Food/Drink: 4
Displays: 5
X Factor: 5

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Top Five Las Vegas Casino Sports Books: #2

An Exclusive Feature Story From Sportscolumn & Hotelchatter.com

The Wynn is by far the nicest sports book in Las Vegas. If I had to die in a sports book while rooting for my team, this would be the place. Like everything else about the Wynn, the sports book is all about luxury and amenities. It’s like an exclusive club that, somehow, you can get into. The place is large and airy with the best displays of all the casinos. Each of the private booths had flat screen monitors and a comfortable leather chair. Cocktail service is available and you can order food from the adjacent restaurant and they’ll bring it to you. You want to talk X factor? The Wynn has the most attractive waitresses we saw all day. Yes, these things are important to us.

So why isn’t the Wynn the #1 sports book on our list? The odds are mediocre. Of all the sports books we visited, the Wynn was ranked near the bottom in terms of futures book.  For example, the Wynn had the Twins winning the World Series at 8-1 when most other places had at least 12-1 odds on that bet.  If you’re putting down $100, that extra few hundred is a big difference.   Still, with the luxuriousness of the Wynn, it’s almost easy to overlook the difference in payout.


Ratings (out of 5)

Odds: 2.5
Decor: 5
Food/Drink: 4
Displays: 5
X Factor: 5

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The Worst Sports Book in Las Vegas

Here’s something we don’t understand. Why would anyone place a bet at the Luxor Las Vegas sports book?  I think they’ve taken this Egyptian pyramid theme too far as it feels like you’re actually entombed and the technology is from 3000 BC. They still have to write their lines with dry erase marker on a whiteboard. There’s better technology at the local bookie in your hometown.
The one saving grace could be that they have the best odds in Vegas — but they don’t. 18-1 for the Raiders to win the Super Bowl?

Either the guy setting the lines is a personal friend of Al Davis or he is a huge Randy Moss fan.

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NFL General

Think You Know Football?

Sportscolumn has one open slot for an NFL expert to be part of our weekly picks crew.  This year, we are doing a podcast along with the written picks. Here are the requirements:

1. You know football.
2. You have cable or DSL.
3. You have a computer capable of running Skype.
4. You can commit to a weekly conference call on either Wed or Thurs night (TBD).
5. You don’t sound like you’re 12 and feel comfortable speaking “on air”.
6. You aren’t a complete jackass.

If you’re interested, send me an email at [email protected] with your name, age, favorite team, and any thing else you care to tell me about why you want to be part of our expert panel.

Thanks,

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NBA General

Gig Alert: Courside Magazine needs NBA Writers

[Editor’s Note: Occasionally we are alerted to writing gigs that our members might be interested in pursuing.  This one seems really cool so we thought we’d pass it along.]

ATTENTION: ASPIRING SPORTSWRITERS

A new publication devoted solely to covering the NBA, Courtside Magazine, is preparing to enter the basketball world this summer with a monthly magazine and fully complimentary web site. Not only will both the online and print version of Courtside Magazine have a significant amount of exclusive content from around the entire NBA, but it will also provide some of the most complete NBA fantasy content anywhere.

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Satire

Study: 96-Percent of Boston Sports Fans Have No Idea How Annoying They Are

[Editor’s Note: SportsPickle.com always seems to nail issues right on the head. We have a healthy contingent of Boston and NY fans on this site so, of course, this story is perfect. The sad part is that this article is satire, yet could just as easily be a real story.]

According to a study set to be released today by the Center for Sports Research, a whopping 96-percent of Boston sports fans have no idea how unbelievably annoying they are to those who are not supporters of the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics and Bruins.

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Satire

Sharapova’s Screams Less Sexy When They’re Coming from the Crapper

[editor’s note: last night, I was discussing how womens tennis is a lot more watchable now than in the recent past because of players like Maria Sharapova, Jelena Dokic,and Daniela Hantuchova. Well, thanks to DJ Gallo over at Sports Pickle, Sharapova is a little less sexy.]

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J.J. Redick Glad Hecklers Don

[ed note: just in time for the March Madness comes this great story from Sports Pickle for everyone who hates Duke.]

In an interview with ESPN on Sunday night in which J.J. Redick discussed how he has dealt with being the most hated player in college basketball, the Duke guard also talked about a personal secret he’s glad his hecklers are not aware of: his tiny, one-and-a-half inch penis.

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NFL General

Important Message from Merrill Hoge

Merrill Hoge is a douche bag As Eagles and Patriots fans get ready for the Superbowl, we here at Sportscolumn.com are working hard to get the most up to date commentary from around the league. Today I was able to track down Merrill Hoge and he recorded this message for everyone.
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Satire

God Denies Any Involvement in T.O. Healing

[Ed note: We’re going to make Wednesdays “Sports Pickle Wednesday”. Especially since today is Thursday. In any case, check out the Pickle for great sports satire.]

Faced with questions as to why He would waste time and effort on healing Terrell Owens after the injured wide receiver stated: “spiritually God is healing me,” God stepped forward today and adamantly denied any role in fixing Owens’s ankle.