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RANKLED RICE FINDING FEAR FINAL RESORT
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RANKLED RICE FINDING FEAR FINAL RESORT

Posted January 8, 2008 by mw2828

The North Pole- The latest controversy over Baseball’s Hall of Fame voting took a bizarre turn last night, as Jim Rice, former American League MVP, intentionally petrified five to ten sportswriters in an apparent attempt to scare up some votes… the good old fashioned way.

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2007 Sports Predictions
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2007 Sports Predictions

Posted January 3, 2007 by SportsHippy

At this time each year, it’s only natural for sports fans to look back at the year that was — and make their guesses about the upcoming year. Who will win the big game, melt down on the sideline and hook up with Courtney Love in a men’s room stall? While waiting 12 months is [...]

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Have a Neat Summer!
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Have a Neat Summer!

Posted June 30, 2006 by RJ Warner

Remember your high school yearbook? Me neither, but I do remember signing them for friends (stay cool, dude!), non-friends (trying to cleverly mix the word “fart” in there somewhere) and wish-they-were-girlfriends (my phone number) like I was some sought-after athlete whose scrawl would be cherished for generations, if not days. Mine of course, would get [...]

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Madcap mascots make our games merry
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Madcap mascots make our games merry

Posted March 29, 2006 by RJ Warner

They’re fun. They’re cute. They’re Criminals (Yuma HS, AZ)! Ah, the life of the sports mascot. Be it high school, college, or the pros, the game just can’t go on without an eight foot tall, oversized, stuffed Banana Slug (UC-Santa Cruz). I want to be a part of the fun, so I’m going to apply [...]

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FSU Fans Now Must Pass Mandatory Counting Test to Attend Games
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FSU Fans Now Must Pass Mandatory Counting Test to Attend Games

Posted March 2, 2006 by djcfla1

By David J. Cohen It was the best game the Seminoles had played all season. They dominated the boards, hit clutch shots, and forced someone other than J.J. Redick and Shelden Williams to make shots in the last minute. The win guaranteed the `Noles a spot in the big dance. Yet, as usual, the FSU [...]

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Here’s to the Fantasy Football Losers of the World
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Here’s to the Fantasy Football Losers of the World

Posted December 28, 2005 by DanMcGowan

Today, we salute you, Mr. Fantasy Football loser. As you sit with that blank stare, alone, checking statistics on your computer, you ask yourself, “Why oh why didn’t I draft Shaun Alexander?”

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Study: 96-Percent of Boston Sports Fans Have No Idea How Annoying They Are
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Study: 96-Percent of Boston Sports Fans Have No Idea How Annoying They Are

Posted July 9, 2005 by Editor

[Editor's Note: SportsPickle.com always seems to nail issues right on the head. We have a healthy contingent of Boston and NY fans on this site so, of course, this story is perfect. The sad part is that this article is satire, yet could just as easily be a real story.] According to a study set [...]

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Sharapova’s Screams Less Sexy When They’re Coming from the Crapper
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Sharapova’s Screams Less Sexy When They’re Coming from the Crapper

Posted July 1, 2005 by Editor

[editor's note: last night, I was discussing how womens tennis is a lot more watchable now than in the recent past because of players like Maria Sharapova, Jelena Dokic,and Daniela Hantuchova. Well, thanks to DJ Gallo over at Sports Pickle, Sharapova is a little less sexy.] Tennis star Maria Sharapova’s status as a sex symbol [...]

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