MLB General

What’s in the beer in Chicago?

Can we officially designate Chicago fans as the worst in the country?  Last night, this mensa member on your right ran onto the field and attacked an umpire.  This is on the heels of an incident at the same ballpark last year where a father and son duo attacked the Royals first base coach.  Look, we all want to yell and kick dirt on umpires from time to time but we don’t attack them!
Congratulations Philly and Oaktown, you no longer have the biggest derelicts in the country! Philly fans and Oakland fans are loyal and obnoxious and possibly criminals but they at least have the decency to wait till they’re outside the stadium to commit their felonies.

One satisfying outcome is that members of the Royals were able to kick the living shinola out of him before security escorted him away.   It is unfortunate darwinism hasn’t caught up with him yet and he will pass on his genes to the next generation.

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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