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Gimmicky Hole Still Just As Gimmicky as the Tiger Diagnosed It

It’s that time of the year again, the time where you might actually watch a golf tournament that is not a major.

I know, I know, you’ll watch when Tiger is in contention. And you’ll root for Tiger, or against him, or both, it does not matter. But in your eyes, if Tiger has a chance to win, the tournament is basically a major.

Yet every May, right after you decide to watch horse racing for the only time that year, you’ll tune into a non-major golf tournament even if Tiger is not in contention because you want to see people suffer.

You sick, sick individual.