The higher Gods of Sport have been telling us that the end is near.
Stop laughing, I’m serious…the apocalypse is upon us.
Consider for a moment the circumstances and facts, which I choose to call signs, of the last couple of weeks.
Most recently we as a nation have, as close as I can tell, re-elected the Prince of Darkness to the office of President. By the way, the folks in England, who have always thought that we were idiots, now have a justification that isn’t solely based on the fact that we call rugby football. This global blunder has left the gods upset, you see they have been sending signs and are dumbfounded that they have been missed, I must admit, I myself missed them…but my eyes are wide open now!! Please allow me to witness to you brothers and sisters, behold the signals of the almighty.
(Cue any song from Depeche Mode’s 1990 album Violator)