[originally posted July 11, 2003]
I got these from a Philly fan (thanks Big Philly) who got it from a friend who got it from a friend, etc..etc.
Hey, I’m drunk off my ass! (and I’m giving you the finger!)
Nash, this kid’s got great hair. You should try this shampoo

Dirk, if both your hands are in front, what’s that poking me…
