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Important Message from Merrill Hoge

Merrill Hoge is a douche bag As Eagles and Patriots fans get ready for the Superbowl, we here at Sportscolumn.com are working hard to get the most up to date commentary from around the league. Today I was able to track down Merrill Hoge and he recorded this message for everyone.

Apparently, everyone hates Hoge. I just read this (unconfirmed) report: “A little less than an hour ago, ESPN had to cancel and postpone a show they were going to do and move it to another location.

The reason? Merril Hoge was on the show and the chants could be heard EXTREMELY loud: HOGE SUCKS HOGE SUCKS Hoge SUCKS.

However, after the sucks came a body part.”

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