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Interview with a Red Sox Fan

The following interview with an avid Red Sox fan was conducted outside Fenway Park last week.  

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U.S. Representative: Schilling Begged to Testify

An anonymous U.S. Representative has revealed that Curt Schilling’s inclusion on the steroid inquiry subpoena list was the result of a barrage of faxes and phone calls by the Red Sox pitcher to government officials.  

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God Denies Any Involvement in T.O. Healing

[Ed note: We’re going to make Wednesdays “Sports Pickle Wednesday”. Especially since today is Thursday. In any case, check out the Pickle for great sports satire.]

Faced with questions as to why He would waste time and effort on healing Terrell Owens after the injured wide receiver stated: “spiritually God is healing me,” God stepped forward today and adamantly denied any role in fixing Owens’s ankle.

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Phil Jackson Says He’ll Coach Knicks if They Fill Team with Superstars First

[Ed: Another great article from The Sports Pickle. Check out more stories like this at Sportspickle.com.]

Former Lakers and Bulls coach Phil Jackson said on Monday that he would consider taking the Knicks’ head coaching position if team president Isiah Thomas offers it to him. But Jackson said he would have one demand of the organization.

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Todd Pinkston breaking barriers as NFL

[Editor’s Note: I love reading The Sports Pickle and once in a while, a story comes out that I wish I’d written. Well, the next best thing is to republish it.]

At the same time he is facing intensified scrutiny from Philadelphia fans in light of Terrell Owens’ injury, Eagles receiver Todd Pinkston continues to set high benchmarks as the first woman to ever play in the NFL.

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Jeremy Shockey Passes Asshole Torch To Kellen Winslow Jr.

Editor’s Note: This article courtesy of The Brushback.com

ALBANY, NY–In a ceremony held at the New York Giants training camp facility in Albany, New York, tight end Jeremy Shockey officially passed the asshole torch to rookie tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. The brief ceremony marked the changing of the guard for asshole tight ends out of the University of Miami.

“You are the chosen one now,” said Shockey as he handed the symbolic torch to his colleague. “I hope you’re a worthy candidate for this important position. Go forth and be a complete asshole. I believe in you.”

As Winslow Jr. accepted the title, he vowed to carry the torch with dignity, pride, and respect.