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Cincinnati Bengals

He’s Just Chad…Being Chad

He is both a unique and talented football player.  He is unique in that he plans out touchdown celebrations weeks in advance and sends Pepto Bismol to opposing defenders.  He is talented in shattering Bengals receiving records and making spectacular catches that few human beings have any business making.  He is Chad Johnson.  

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Cincinnati Bengals

The Cincinnati Nine

Imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees with the following statistics:

    · 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    · 7 have been arrested for fraud
    · 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    · 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    · 3 have done time for assault
    · 71 can not get a credit card due to bad credit
    · 14 have been arrested on drug·related charges
    · 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    · 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    · 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Yeah, it makes me wonder why anyone would want to be a member of the Cincinnati Bengals’ organization too…Seriously…I swear…Okay, fine, so those statistics actually pertain to the 535 members of the United States Congress, but the Bengals aren’t that far off.

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Cincinnati Bengals

Healthy trash talk

He’s cocky.

He’s got swagger–a lot of swagger.

He’s conceited.

He emanates an air of boastfulness.

He’s also a darn good football player.

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Cincinnati Bengals

"Who Dey"

by Trevor Freeman

As background, I need to let everybody watching at home know how I spend my NFL Sundays.  My typical Sunday involves pitchers of beer and platters of wings at my local bar, McCann’s, which has the NFL Sunday Ticket.  Some may call this bar the United Nations of NFL fans as each team is represented.  From the Steelers to the Cowboys to the Bengals to the 49ers, the chants fly.