The Pursuit of Happiness

By mw2828, Section College
Posted on Mon Jul 14 2008 at 4:39 AM EST
More on: age limit, beer, David Stern, St. John's (all tags)

Ah, the paradoxes presented by capitalism.

Here we are, America, set for a penultimate debate regarding the true nature of our society, source material provided entirely by basketball. What kind of discourse could crystallize us so clearly? Is it David Stern's secret obsession with prestige fashion? Unfortunately not, though the commissioner is a key player in the correct answer. No, this article will attempt to analyze an issue affecting far more lives than a dress code ever could... or should.

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