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A Monkless Hall

By jwalte04, Section NFL
Posted on Wed Nov 14 2007 at 6:38 PM EST Printer Friendly Page
More on: Art Monk, Redskins, Pro Football Hall of Fame (all tags)

The only thing a Redskins fan hates more than the toothless grin of a Cowboys fan is Canton, Ohio.  And I know there are a lot of losers out there who are furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand why a Washington resident would have a grudge on this quaint city of 80,000.  Well, this so called city is the home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.  As you know, the Hall of Fame holds the current record for longest bad-decision streak in Major League sports.  In the past SEVEN years, the Hall of Fame selection committee has neglected to enshrine Art Monk, the gravity-defining, ever-consistent Redskins receiver that amazed us in the 80's.  Not only that, but they have let in people that are far inferior, both in skill and morality.  Here, let me show you what I mean:

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