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The Smorgasbord

By bobbyjim45, Section Other Sports
Posted on Fri Oct 13 2006 at 8:12 PM EST Printer Friendly Page
More on: Cory Lidle, Alex Rodriguez, MLB, Terrell Owens, Stephen Jackson, White Sox (all tags)

By Rob LaBrie

For the past month or so, I've been a little busy trying to elude Stephen Jackson and his posse.  Ever since I threw that beer on one of them in the Bada-Bing strip club, they've been tryin' to bust a cap in my (butt) and chasin' me with Cadillac Escalades.  So, needless to say, I've been a little too busy to write about sports.

What better way to get back in the saddle than with a nice little smorgasbord (yeah, that's how you spell it) of sport?  A good smorgasbord covers all the bases.  That means we're going to need a little of everything, from the basics ("the player" and Blue Lips) to a first in the history of mankind; a sponsor for time.

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