The Cincinnati Nine

By JDWC, Section NFL
Posted on Wed Feb 21 2007 at 5:32 PM EST
More on: Bengals, NFL, crime (all tags)

Imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees with the following statistics:

    · 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    · 7 have been arrested for fraud
    · 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    · 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    · 3 have done time for assault
    · 71 can not get a credit card due to bad credit
    · 14 have been arrested on drug·related charges
    · 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    · 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    · 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Yeah, it makes me wonder why anyone would want to be a member of the Cincinnati Bengals' organization too...Seriously...I swear...Okay, fine, so those statistics actually pertain to the 535 members of the United States Congress, but the Bengals aren't that far off.

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