Guarantee for 2007

By bsd987, Section Journals
Posted on Mon Jul 23 2007 at 9:44 PM EST
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I rarely make guarantees. I guaranteed that Purge would finish last in the 2005 (2004? I forget) Belmont despite being the second betting choice, and was correct. And beyond that, I really haven't guaranteed much, other than Miami over Temple.

Anyway, here's my guarantee for 2007.

The Atlanta Falcons will, under no circumstance, win more than two games during the 2007 season. They are easily on the same page as the 1972-1973 Oilers, 1976 Buccaneers, 1990 Patriots, 1991 Colts, or 2003 Cardinals. Besides Alge Crumpler, they lack a single player who is a bonafide starter for any other team on offense. Defensively, they have the overrated douchebag CB and failed to fill any of their holes (OLB, DL, S) during the offseason.

They were pitiful last year and will be even worse this year.

Projected record: 0-16.

I'm not even joking. If they win a game, it's a serious upset.