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Vegas Odds: Vince Young's Impending Doom

By TheRussianBear, Section Journals
Posted on Sun Apr 22 2007 at 8:57 PM EST
More on: Vince Young, Madden (all tags)

Now that Vince Young has been named Madden 2008 Coverboy, I hereby present to you the Vegas odds for circumstances of his inevitable injury and/or misfortune:

2:1 - Spontaneous eruption of ACL/MCL/PCL/LCD/ABC muscles on a routine scramble.

3:1 - On-field decapitation by an enraged Ray Lewis.

4:1 - Eaten by Jeff Fisher's Mustache.

5:1 - Pacman Jones, in the strip club, with the revolver.

7:1 - Ray Lewis, behind the nightclub, with the knife.

9:1 - Mario Williams, on the highway, with his Lamborghini.

10:1 - Smothered in sleep by a David Carr jersey wielding Texans' fan.

11:1 - Kidnapped and held hostage by entire Cincinnati Bengals organization.

12:1 - Simultaneous outbreak of 7 groupie induced STDs.

14:1 - Mistaken for Turducken by John Madden, torn limb from limb and devoured.

20:1 - Terrell Owens.  He'll find a way.

10,000:1 - Tonya Harding in the ballroom with the lead pipe.

Best of luck, Vince.

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