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NFC East Preview: The Honest Truth And Serious Predictions

By Saboman, Section NFL
Posted on Mon Aug 22 2005 at 11:12 PM EST
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    As the T.O show continues; so do training camps and the rise of the "other" teams in the NFC East.

      The New York Giants look to be well on their way offensively as Eli Manning now looks comfortable as the Giants undisputed starter. Big Blues defense looks solid as all players are back from injuries suffered last season.

  But, those so-called d-backs of the future are seemingly going back in time, as Allen and Peterson still couldn't intercept a pass if it was Fed Ex'd to them and covered in crazy glue. I mean come on do they really need an invitation to grab someone else's balls? Well, maybe they do; just wondering.

     The Washington Redskins are about as good as "Gigli" was bad. As Joe Gibbs struggles to learn the concept of football that isn't being played during the Reagan Administration, he and the rest of the Redskins will eek their way through the season as Joe takes another class in modern age football. By the way did I mention that the Redskins are not going to be in the playoffs? Ok, well they're not.

    As for the "Chicken of the Sea", the "Tuna" and the boys look to start off on the right fin this season as they come back this year from a disappointing 2004 campaign.

  Bill opens up a can of worms to go fishing with this season as he tests out his new defensive scheme. Look for those cowboys to make a splash this year as they hop on their horse and jump into the sea with the tuna. (In other words, don't expect much)

  And finally we come to the Eagles with the side-show known as T.O (Totally Obscene). Randy Moss may have complete talent and do dope, but at least he's not like T.O who has talent and is a complete dope. The guy is definitely a great athlete, but is one who has a history of being....well, definitely being a great inventor. I think he's the guy who invented that game; oh what was it.... Oh yeah "Distraction!"

If Terrell Owens was half the man McNabb is, he would at least apologize for being ..........well, "Himself."

  The Philadelphia Eagles are a complete joke and if anyone takes them seriously this year then they are pretty much just taking part in the show. If you're dumb enough to think that the Eagles will be in the NFC Championship game this year, then you're rocking in the wrong boat, and that boat should sink.

Well, thanks for your time. I'll be back again with more, next time from the NFC West! Check Back Soon.

The Nitty Gritty: (How They'll Do)

1.Philadelphia Eagles: 10-6 Division Winner
2.New York Giants: 10-6 Wildcard
3.Dallas Cowboys: 9-7 No Playoffs
4.Washington Redskins: 7-9 No Playoffs

-The Eagles might not get out of 1stRnd of Playoffs
-The Giants won't get out of 1stRnd of Playoffs
-Skins will suffer in the turnover Dept.
-Cowboys will make a valiant effort, but come up short