" Todd has removed girls from his interests."

And I'm thinking damn, is that unintentional comedic gold, or do I just have the maturity level of a high school sophomore?

Anyway, this article should be at the front door. It's very funny and well written, like all of your stuff. And as a Jet fan, I will be rooting for the Giants. Hardcore. As long as you're not wearing the jersey, and as long as the rooting is limited to one game, it's not cheating.