Wow, you really showed me up... First, I couldn't see where you were going with all of the metaphors in the opening. All I could manage to get out of that was something about a Jewish teenager on speed riding a bus to puberty, or something like that.

You misspelled "acquisition"...horribly. I mean, hey, I'm all for throwing a Z in a word here and there, but come on.

As far as the content, If the Blazers (Haha, I got a Z in there) don't take Oden #1 overall, they are asking for David Stern to send them to the WNBA. Secondly, don't wish injury on an athlete, Madden curse or not. And finally, the game Pac-Man is an all-time classic while Adam "Pacman" Jones is an all-time idiot.