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Why Kevin Durant Should Stay In School | 8 comments (8 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
or (#2)
by Editor on Wed Apr 04 2007 at 3:35 PM EST
go to the pros, have tons of cash, nail any groupie he wants. I'd actually take college too but you can't risk injury when you're a sure thing like Durant.

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The Groupie versus Hot Sophomore at Texas Debate (#3)
by Trevor on Wed Apr 04 2007 at 4:21 PM EST
Leaving and going to the pros and sifting through groupies just isn't the same as finding the hot UT sophomore or junior.  Sure the groupies might have more veteran experience but they also bring that "used up" factor to the table.  On the other side of the coin, the hot UT sophomore hasn't been withered by getting nailed by tons of guys over a multitude of years.  They retain their youthful exuberance.  If I'm Durant I definitely take that into account.  Especially at Texas.  I've seen the "Gauchos" on television.  UT may have the best looking chicks in the entire country.

"No, cause it ain't sh*t. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't sh*t ... Next time I might shake my d*ck." --Randy Moss
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no question (#5)
by Editor on Wed Apr 04 2007 at 6:01 PM EST
I would take the hot sophmores at UT any day of the week over a groupie that's been around the block a few thousand times. But he can always go back to UT after he's done playing ball and re-enroll. That's what I love about college girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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Touche (#6)
by Trevor on Wed Apr 04 2007 at 9:10 PM EST
The Wooderson quote is classic..........

...but like I said on Poor Mann's PTI, if he comes back in a few years he'll just be another guy at the party, not the Big Man on Campus.  That blond hair, blue-eyed, bikini-clad, Daisy Dukes wearing sophomore will be looking for loving for the newest big thing.

"No, cause it ain't sh*t. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't sh*t ... Next time I might shake my d*ck." --Randy Moss
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Why Kevin Durant Should Stay In School | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
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