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That's it (#3)
by RJ Warner on Fri Aug 25 2006 at 7:37 PM EST

I'm changing my username to "Somethin'"

It works cause I've dropped many deuces on the proverbial SC floor here in my short time.

$157 at a bar?? I think you need to find a $1 beer night somewhere.

WHO were you drafting against? It's not nice to take money from a Special Ed Class, Trevor. Fear does not exist in your dojo, does it? Mercy IS for the weak.

What has Ralph Macchio been up to since he crane kicked the monkey cages at the Playboy manison?

: The $157 (#4)
by Trevor on Fri Aug 25 2006 at 9:31 PM EST

I'll tell you how that happens. Every waitress at McCann's is Irish. If you order a Budweiser, you are the immediate cause of ridicule and nobody likes getting their manhood insulted by a woman (which is what an Irish waitress loves to do if you order a Bud or Coors Light). Because I want to spare myself this embarrassment I only order Guinness. Well once you start drinking Guinness you get tempted to be cool and you start saying, "We'll take four Guinness' two big ones and two little ones". Pretty soon it's 2:00 A.M. and you have a $157 bill looking you in the eye.
If you haven't seen that episode of "Flavor of Love" I implore you watch it. Riveting television. That entire show is great. The reunion show from last season still sits in my TIVO. It is like a fine wine that only gets better with age.
We definitely do not train to be merciful in this dojo. Especially when Randy Moss is sitting on the board in the third round. It's a no-brainer at that point.

"No, cause it ain't sh*t. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't sh*t ... Next time I might shake my d*ck." --Randy Moss
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