satire is presenting it as truth but sending it up at the same time.  Or at least the brand of satire I subscribe to.   You just said here are 32 slogans we won't see.  And we won't see them.  so where's the satire?

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I liked it. You may have gone a little light on a few teams though...
Just off the top of my head...

Tennessee: "Be sure to come mid-season folks and be amoung the first to see which will be Vince Young's new positon.. Wide reciever or safety.."

Pittsburg: "This season fans we are guarenteeing eight home wins! That's right! A perfect home season! The league has promised us the same officiating crew that worked the superbowl for all home games! So come on out and see a 'winner'..."

Dallas: "Jerry Jones and his coaching staff have gotten together and decided once and for all that locker room distraction Keyshawn Johnson had to go and they have replaced him with a bonified 'superstar'... Come out to the star and 'feel' the excitment..."

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