Here's my suggestion for the Phillies. It's a song by the country band Big and Rich called "Kick my a$$." Here's a sampling...

Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't

I find it appropriate on two levels: a. bc everyone in the league seems to be doing a fantastic job of kicking the Phillies' rear and b. because Phillies fans and non Phillies fans have a great time verybally kicking their a$$es.