Despite that first line, I liked the article, and I liked the Rip Hamilton Boost joke (even though it's free advertising for them)

I hate war references, and you had two of them. They don't ofend me, they're just cliche. I hate when people complain about war references even more. :)

Oh, one more thing. I don't think you want to use the word immolate when talking about Wade and Jordan. Using the definition of the word, you're saying "Wade, looking to sacrifice Jordan..."

Try emulate.