I am not ashamed to admit it.  F' em.  I don't know why so many people hate Duke but say they like Coach  K.  Maybe it's because he's not just a basketball coach, he's a leader of men who just happens to coach basketball.  

Remember the year his team absolutely sucked. He totally bailed on him.  

Next year I'm going to write a column about how Coach K is the biggest choker (next to Roy Williams... still) in NCAA hoops history.  With the talent he has every single year, Duke manages to find a way to lose.