"As for the Bruins... well, they're still undefeated."

I used that line (referring to a different team) already. No problem though, it's alright.

Also, I don't think this is punctually correct:

"Yes... this is the guy who has become the Elaine-style loser in the Boston Sports Bizarro World of 2004."

The elipses symbolizes draining off in speech or skipping parts of a quote, not a pause to imply a fact. It should be just a comma...

Great job. Keep up the great work. I could be wrong on the elipses comment, but I've never seen it that way and I don't know any rule that makes it that way. My god, I sound like a current supreme court justice. If it ain't in the constitution, it ain't illegal...
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